Tuesday, 23 December 2008


"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Birthday Brew

It is my birthday today, so fuck Will Smith.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

My point

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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Fuck Lil Wayne!

I don't get it... what is so great about a 4 and a half foot tall rapper who sounds like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, whos songs consist of nothing more than random metaphor after random metaphor? Are people today really so fucking stupid that they think that qualifies as talent? 

If you like Lil Wayne, please commit suicide.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

...And No One Else Wanted to Play

Earlier I had a knock at my door. Benny Blanco had returned from his Amsterdaming. He was greeted with an instant Rock Band session and many laughs over the usual suspects.

Benny on drums
Jimmy on guitar

What a band...of rock.

"How are you doing man?"

Ok, well right now I'm in Toronto on a small "vacation". It seems that every time I go into a store, whether it be for clothing, food, electronics, whatever, I get greeted by every single person that works there. They all stop whatever they're doing, walk up to me, and say "How are you doing man?". 

Is it normal for Canadians to be overly and annoyingly polite?